Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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