I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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