We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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