I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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