Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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