so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I smell like Dick and happiness
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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