Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So. Much. Porn.
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