So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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