The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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