so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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