All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
is it fun? or sober?
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