It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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