Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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