'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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