I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i think i just lost a toe
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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