Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
