he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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