Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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