oh god the rape fog is back!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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