I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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