dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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