so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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