Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
its not stalking. its research.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
