: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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