Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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