She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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