just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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