she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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