So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
