i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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