Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
