Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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