i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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