The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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