I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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