Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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