Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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