I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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