At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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