I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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