i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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