I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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