Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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