I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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