she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
my poor anus
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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