I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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