Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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