If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Buhtt sex?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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