yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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