stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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