We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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