People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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