I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so that wasnt chicken after all
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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