I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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