thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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